Score: 9

"Ultra!!"

submission: Bunnykill 4

date: July 11, 2009

So cool, I like how u made flint as Gen from SF4 you even used one of his Ultras lol "you can't dodge wat u can't see!!" bagillion hit combo haha. Overall a very fuild animation and u kept changing the fighting style so it wouldn't get repetitive kudos for that!

Score: 9

"Nice Concept"

submission: DanDarDan

date: May 10, 2009

Add more variety, becuase the trick to this game is hover/follow the egdes and the rest of the bacteria line up behind and slowly trail you. Addition of different and dynamic enemies will help make it more interesting.

Score: 9

"With all its truth I give u thee 9 lol"

submission: Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]

date: May 8, 2009

What made me laugh even more was when I looked on youtube for that first song (which is really catchy, now i wanna go clubbin!) And so far all the reviews are based off this!!!!! Aha how the internet has changed, instead of seconds milliseconds is all u need!

Score: 8

"Witty!"

submission: Badass Dora!

date: January 30, 2009

quite the show haha!! Makes me wonder if you should do more kid show spoofs. Art was pretty too!

Score: 8

"rofl + Lawl = Pr0ns"

submission: If You Were Gay, Roy

date: January 30, 2009

for the record it isn't in ur DNA. Its a choice not genetic.

Score: 9

"Outstanding!"

submission: 3000 AD

date: November 19, 2008

Very nice indeed. Campaign was above average and gameplay was overall easy to figure out. You get points for the upgrade feature for ur mech.

Now here is a few suggestions:
(these being taken from the game mechassualt & 2 if u played it)

1. Why not add different type of mech classes.
Scout, Assualt, Heavy Assualt, heavy Artillery.(Or if you have seen the THOR from Starcraft 2 previews that would be an example of a ultimate assualt mech)
Each having there own pros and cons, heavy being the most to overheat but have large power loadouts etc.

2. Why not add a feature where u can be a tank and try going up agianst mechs and such. Maybe offer a feature of doing campaign with a different unit entirely.

3. I like the weapons, they're ok with there different attack power, but why not add items such as emps, mines collaspible turrets, the ability to call in airstrikes or bombardments. Make missles target Air units as well as ground units

4. For the different mech classes add they're own abilities; Scouts with cloak or an extreme speed boost, and heavy mechs with an overcharge blast ability that renders it offline for a couple of seconds. Stuff like that.

5. Add a HUD to show the health and temp of the mech, it rather gets annoying for it to pop up and fade out off the screen. RADAR would be a plus and generally making the view of the map a little more zoomed out.

6.I noticed that enemies of very accurate firepower some tweaks would be useful cuz i think the tanks are way overpowered agianst a mech. Also perhaps giving the mech the ability to stomp on vehicles smaller than itself. Helicopters are another enemy type add those.

Pretty much you can expand this a lot more than wat u made now. This can go in many different directions I'm just offering ideas of wat can be added or improved. In the end its up to you. But I will say this, I expect a very polished and better game for the sequel.

Score: 7

"Was going well until..."

submission: Rotating Balls

date: August 29, 2008

Level 5, I can't go through, for some reason it always stops me from passing that small space in the beginning. I don't lose lives for it but it always says retry. See if you can fix that please its rather annoying. Its definelty a bug.

Score: 6

"Well. eh..."

submission: : Door Holding :

date: July 23, 2008

Your Rants are very true and I've seen your others as well. You know what you should rant about next? People's ranting on other people's ranting flash LOL just kidding. But as some viewers have said (perhaps too blatantly) your flashes, some not all, are becoming way too much like "speakers corner at 8:00pm" (those who don't live in Canada or T.O. don't worry bout it). What ever happened to Foamy's plan of World DOMINATION. He's got the MASTERMIND as a contender. So quit slackin.

Score: 7

"Heh"

submission: Undead Steel

date: July 22, 2008

Really, thats probably true if machines could ever display emotion.

FOR EVERYONE(literally because of the flash rating) DON"T THINK TOO MUCH OF IT! The flash is literally about machines living their last days. What I have read of reviews so far no one understands what is going on. You people are looking to much into to it ex. "why do they have faces?" or "where u high on crack?" or "so tell me my friend, what was it? shrooms? LSD? Acid?" etc. etc. Though whether he had outside influence i doubt it.

Has anyone on newgrounds ever had an old car or parents owned a really bugged out beater?(really old car). Take a look at this flash from that perspective if your car had a face I bet it would be one of those. Plus no one here I bet has ever been to a factory before (at least one that has been running over 10 years). Therefore I say any mechanical object that you've owned for more than its guarantee is pretty old, take a look at how it runs now compared to when it ran when you had it brand new.

I must rant that viewers who watch this are too young to realize much of the art/meaning aspect. Too much of the "ZOMG L33T DBZ SPRITE FIGHT OMG, 10, 10!!!" or "ALL MY 10 R BELONG TO THIS FLASH", We really are gluttons for teh violence. Its what feeds our minds and directs our actions.

Anyways I digress for the last paragraph, I tend to forget that the trend for 15 below years is the mind blowing, strobe effecting, dbz sprite or other animations style of fighting. I can say that this flash is original in its own right.

BY THE WAY, it WAS animated for those who kept saying it was a slide show. If you didn't see any animation what-so-ever then SEE it again >:P

Score: 6

"Cock joke, cock joke,"

submission: Metal Gear Funnies

date: July 8, 2008

allow me to present to u a wikipedia article explaining it.
www.wikipedia.com/cockjoke

MGSF is funny, my vien of humor is superior to all lol